Chapter 21. Alexa and the gay boys
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21.
While we were catching and arresting Jack, Alexa was shopping in Chiang Mai. She needed some things from the pharmacy. At the pharmacy she asked for the things she needed and when she got everything she had one more question.
” Do you sell extra large condoms?” ” Yes, we sell big xxl condoms, would you like to buy some?”
“No” said Alexa, “but do you mind if I wait around here until someone else does?”
So Alexa staid inside the pharmacy waiting till someone came to buy condoms. Alexa was lucky because 1 minute later a handsome young man came walking in and he asked for extra large condoms. “Wow, thought Alexa, this may be my lucky day.” So she followed the young man from a distant to see where this big sized hunk was living. When he arrived at his house, Alexa was feeling pretty horny and she decided to knock on his door and then try to flirt with him to end up in bed together.
Well t didn’t go as well as Alexa had hoped for, because when the door opened, she saw the handsome young man with his boyfriend around his neck asking her “Can we help you?” Alexa knew she had ended up with 2 gay boys so she had to think of something quickly. She told them she was sorry and that she just went to the wrong house. Then she turned around and left very disappointed.
The two gay boys found it a little strange and saw at the moment that Alexa walked away that she had a sticker on her handbag from my company, Flamingo-Worldwide. The boys wrote it down so they could find out later what Alexa really wanted.
Meanwhile the two gangsters, “Rocky and Rambo” were sitting at their lake talking to each other. Rocky said, “We have to do something about that Flamingo Family. They made us look bad, I think we have to take revenge on Martin Flamingo first, because he sended that crazy fat lady to us.” Rambo agreed and said, “Okay, good idea.”
